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shoutout to our poor minister for health who accidentally told the whole nation today to. spread their legs. instead of stretch their legs
TODAYS PRESS CONFERENCE SJSKSKSJKSDKKD
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feeling chaotic, might write a paper to submit to a wildlife biology journal only using information i find in pliny the elder’s natural history
why yes, peer reviewers, i DO have a source for my claim that horses in certain lands are impregnated by the winds, thank you very much
it is well known,
what in tha hell
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It’s like that mafia crew that made a pizza joint as a front but their pizza was so good they just went legit
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How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer
Reblog to literally save a life
whish they told us this in school, all they did was say “feel for lumps, you will know when you feel it”
My school never even mentioned breast cancer.
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